Every Wednesday, Max gives you a glimpse into his world by revealing something he thinks is, indeed, awesome. Today's entry: Carmex.
Holy God is Carmex awesome. It is the most addictive, soothing lip balm ever. I'm not sure if there is anything better than the relief that comes with coating your lips with the translucent yellow substance. Truly, I'm not sure.
It comes in tiny little pots you can dip your finger in. It comes in an easy dispensing squeeze tube. And now it comes in a clickable stick format. Take your pick. Each method is guaranteed to deliver Octinoxate and Oxybenzone to your parched kissers.
Plus, there's the old urban legend that the makers lace it with drugs to keep you coming back for more. Wait a minute. A palliative ointment that comes with chemical dependence? Sign me up.
In conclusion, Carmex is awesome.
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not only is Carmex highly addictive, I believe it has been proven to actually make chapped-lips worse, therefore making it even more addictive. good call on the carmex
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