Now over the last few years I have been looking forward to my birthdays because I always knew that day would be surrounded by days of drunken debauchery and just plain goodness. Well, this year marks a quarter century for me and I think it is a monumental event for The Table as a whole. I am the last member to reach this point and it is a shame that we cannot all celebrate it together. People say that 25 is a defining point in one's life. It is at this age where we are to start being an adult; at least that is what society says. We all know I am not one to conform easily and I have just one thing to say to these people...BLAMMO! To those personages who do not think that beer is part of a nutritious breakfast...BLAMMO! I will not give up what The Table has worked and fought so hard to accomplish. You might be asking yourself "What on earth is Ice talking about?" Well, my brethren, I am talking about our age old tradition of Jackassery. Who cares that we are now a combined age of over 100...BLAMMO! Oh man, I cannot wait until December; The Table will once again stand on all fours...just the way B Shizzle likes it.
6 comments:
Nice gratuitous beefcake photo. Stop working out, you're making the rest of us, and by that I mean me, look bad.
i figured you would like that max. remember you don't want to look swull
good to have you back on board ice. congrats on 2-5. i've found that the older you are the harder it is to get them to frequent such fine establishments as main st. and brothers.
oh, and what the hell are you jumping into? it looks like a cesspool...
That's the Greenville Municipal Swimmin' Hole!
diane: 'how are you dealing with the heat ollie?'
ollie: 'SWIMMIN HOLE!!!'
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