Humpday Awesome

Demetri Martin is Awesome. His show premiers tonight

How do YOU save money on food?

Anybody have any ideas on how to save money on food? We just boiled 2 gallons of spaghetti. That should last us at least a couple of weeks.



I just googled "save money on food + youtube" and came up with this.

I'm gonna be on Court 27 at 9:00 am on Saturday. I'm prepared to see some good volleyball.

Tuesday Morning Pick Me Up

Ahh...Deductibles!

So, Angie and I were driving back from Christmas in St. Paul on Hwy 92. We were moving at a pretty good clip and then some stupid raccoon decides he would like to use the highway as a sidewalk. I exploded the raccoon. The raccoon, I named him 'Ray', gave us a big dent on our front bumper. I went to get an estimate today and the guy did everything he needed to. He says to me, "It's gonna be about 1200 dollars." I says to him I says, "I don't think so. I got a five hundred dollar deductible! Why don't you add a couple thousand to that. I don't care. Put some friggin dubbs, give it a lift, and some flames down the side." Thanks Ray. Merry Christmas!

I named him Ray because that's what's gonna happen to Ray Lewis this weekend...you're gonna get exploded.

What He Said

'Tis The Season

My all-time favorite Christmas song/skit.

I Just Pooped A Leprechaun

Who let me drink two pitchers of Guinness on Saturday?

Egad.