Well, Reggie Bush is a legit NFL stud, but his team wasted an all-star effort. The Bills ran into a team that hit back, and lost their first game of the season. The Chiefs looked fantastic. Pittsburgh gutted out another workman-like victory. The Patriots are still the tops, but can they maintain the position with the Cowboys, Giants and Titans nipping at their heels. Here they are, the Week 6 Max Power Rankings.
Patriots 35.38
Cowboys 32.88
Giants 32.09
Titans 30.71
Steelers 29.69
Broncos 28.65
Redskins 28.40
Cardinals 26.34
Colts 25.92
Bears 25.22
Panthers 24.75
Buccaneers 24.54
Packers 23.25
Chargers 23.02
Jaguars 22.44
Vikings 22.30
Bills 22.16
Eagles 21.85
Saints 21.46
Dolphins 20.17
Browns 19.77
Ravens 19.36
Jets 18.75
Falcons 18.49
Seahawks 17.77
Texans 15.83
Raiders 14.30
49ers 14.14
Bengals 13.41
Lions 11.80
Chiefs 8.24
Rams 6.55
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Monday, October 6, 2008
I was under the impression that everyone had heard...
Does anyone else have Surfin' Bird stuck in their heads?
Time To Die, Mr. Bond.
I don't wear watches (because I don't own one that works), but if I did, it would be one of these awesome 007 Villain watches from Swatch.
I love the Dr. No version.
I love the Dr. No version.
Friday, October 3, 2008
Big Weekend
I work best in lists...
1. Florida tonight
2. Biggest recruit (on paper) that Alabama has ever seen for volleyball. Although I'm bound by NCAA regulations to tell you who she is, she's got game.
3. Alabama vs Kentucky
4. HUSKERS vs Missouri...I hate Missouri
5.Alabama volleyball vs South Carolina
6. Steelers vs Jags...Payback. Jerks.
...If we can go 6 for 6 this weekend, I should get a raise.
1. Florida tonight
2. Biggest recruit (on paper) that Alabama has ever seen for volleyball. Although I'm bound by NCAA regulations to tell you who she is, she's got game.
3. Alabama vs Kentucky
4. HUSKERS vs Missouri...I hate Missouri
5.Alabama volleyball vs South Carolina
6. Steelers vs Jags...Payback. Jerks.
...If we can go 6 for 6 this weekend, I should get a raise.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Humpday Thing That Is Awesome
Every Wednesday, Max gives you a glimpse into his world by revealing something he thinks is, indeed, awesome. Today's entry: soup.
Holy God is soup awesome. Of all the culinary artists since the dawn of time, none has done more than the first sonuvabitch who threw everything laying around the cave into a mammoth-skin bag and boiled it. That man was a genius.
The thing I like about soup is it can be anything. What's your favorite food? Steak? Put it in the soup. You like broccoli? Throw it in. You adore leg of lamb? Let's simmer that for an hour and see how it tastes. Why the hell not. It's soup! To quote the modern genius Carl Weathers, "You got yourself a stew goin'."
Soup is amazing. It's magic. It tastes better after you've left it sit in the fridge over night. Let's see salad do that!
In conclusion: Soup is awesome.
Holy God is soup awesome. Of all the culinary artists since the dawn of time, none has done more than the first sonuvabitch who threw everything laying around the cave into a mammoth-skin bag and boiled it. That man was a genius.
The thing I like about soup is it can be anything. What's your favorite food? Steak? Put it in the soup. You like broccoli? Throw it in. You adore leg of lamb? Let's simmer that for an hour and see how it tastes. Why the hell not. It's soup! To quote the modern genius Carl Weathers, "You got yourself a stew goin'."
Soup is amazing. It's magic. It tastes better after you've left it sit in the fridge over night. Let's see salad do that!
In conclusion: Soup is awesome.
Compliance Meeting!
I'm about to go to a compliance meeting to make sure we are up to date on all the rules of the NCAA. I love these damn meetings because they serve these ham and cheese croissants. They are delicious. They may be more delicious because they're free, I don't know.
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