Bill Sighting in Lincoln Nebraska

There may or may not have been a couple of Bill sightings in Lincoln, NE this Holiday season. There were a lucky few who were able to witness the spectacle that are the 6 Stages of Billy. It is a sight to see and I recommend trying it...you never know what will happen. Sometimes the 6 Stages cause a ripple effect causing others to be enveloped in it's awesome power. Those who have experienced this ripple effect know it' s power and were amazed by the outcome. The 6 Stages of Billy are an incredible force. Few can wield it's power. Many have died trying to use it. It is so powerful that it can turn a Tuesday into a Friday. So be careful out there; you never know when the 6 stages are upon you. By the time you have figured it out it is too late. YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN BILLED!

some side effects might include: soreness of mouth/throat/groin/a$&, loss of clothes, distinct smell of jaeger on your person, a strong desire for a shower, and a hint of old spice lingering in the nostrils.

WILL IT BILL?

The answer is usually yes and yet we still ask the question. Well, if there ever was a girl that would Bill...this one takes the cake, so far. She is a fitness model and if I had the chance, she would be Billed in under 30 seconds. Not many can resist the 6 stages of Billy. It's science. Pearl necklace anyone?