Correlation to the 6 Stages?

Apparently most of America doesn't know how to relax and have a beer after work. Or, a lot of America lies about how much alcohol they drink. Either way, I think the 6 stages of Billy are positively correlated with alcohol consumption. Also, I have found a positive correlation with the 6 stages and girls without gag reflexes which, in turn, is positively correlated with alcohol consumption. There seems to be an underlying theme here. My thinking is this: without alcohol the 6 stages of Billy would have never been created and therefore we would not have an accurate count of the girls in the world who do not have gag reflexes. I will take it upon myself to further study this topic because I think it is vital to obtain an accurate numerical idea of how many of these women are out there. LET THE RESEARCH CONTINUE!

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Based on your Responses:It is likely that your current drinking patterns are hazardous or harmful to your health and well being. Your responses to the AUDIT (Alcohol Use Disorders Identification Test) are in a range believed to be consistent with problems related to drinking. However, the AUDIT cannot diagnose any condition or tell you for certain if alcohol use is harming your health; rather, it is a screening test to determine the likelihood of problematic drinking, and thus whether you should seek further evaluation.

Many people are not aware of how their alcohol consumption compares to that of the general public. More than 97.5% of the general adult American population and 96% of men consume fewer drinks per week than you reported consuming.

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Bill Sighting in Lincoln Nebraska

There may or may not have been a couple of Bill sightings in Lincoln, NE this Holiday season. There were a lucky few who were able to witness the spectacle that are the 6 Stages of Billy. It is a sight to see and I recommend trying it...you never know what will happen. Sometimes the 6 Stages cause a ripple effect causing others to be enveloped in it's awesome power. Those who have experienced this ripple effect know it' s power and were amazed by the outcome. The 6 Stages of Billy are an incredible force. Few can wield it's power. Many have died trying to use it. It is so powerful that it can turn a Tuesday into a Friday. So be careful out there; you never know when the 6 stages are upon you. By the time you have figured it out it is too late. YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN BILLED!

some side effects might include: soreness of mouth/throat/groin/a$&, loss of clothes, distinct smell of jaeger on your person, a strong desire for a shower, and a hint of old spice lingering in the nostrils.

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