It has been a good last couple of weeks for the Table. Suede and myself have found ourselves drawn together by fate as it seems on two occasions. A couple of weeks ago he was in town to play South Carolina and now he will be traveling even closer to Clemson University. This is awesome because the Icemaster only lives 45 minutes away and half the Table will be able to partake in some Natural Light and the accustomed jackassery that seems to come free with every case. I'm sure that if you listen closely you might be able to smell the faintest hint of Old Spice and Jaeger, and if you listened closely you might hear Journey somewhere in the background, and if you are one of the lucky few who happen to be standing somewhere between South Carolina and Nebraska and are looking into a can of Natural Light, then you might be able to see into the future.
This does not happen often and the United States government is looking into this strange phenomenon, because they are trying to harness this power. Also, they have inside information that something of biblical proportions could be occuring sometime around December in the city of Lincoln, Nebraska. They have heard that there could be the arrival of two men that, if they are reunited with their brethren could bring about the end of the world. 40 years of darkness, fire and brimstone falling from the sky, the dead rising from the grave...wait a minute that's the ghostbusters. My bad. ROLL TIDE!!!!!
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i turned to max the other day and i says to him i says "we were drunk that week".
with that he responded... which week?
can't wait to have you gents home.
roll tide
Then the reverend says to us he says, "You drunks."
To which we respond...we're not drunk yet.
Anyone know how K Tickle is doing in the NAIA?
Pool play starts today. They play Olivet Nazarene at 9:00 a.m.
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