Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Ahh...Deductibles!

So, Angie and I were driving back from Christmas in St. Paul on Hwy 92. We were moving at a pretty good clip and then some stupid raccoon decides he would like to use the highway as a sidewalk. I exploded the raccoon. The raccoon, I named him 'Ray', gave us a big dent on our front bumper. I went to get an estimate today and the guy did everything he needed to. He says to me, "It's gonna be about 1200 dollars." I says to him I says, "I don't think so. I got a five hundred dollar deductible! Why don't you add a couple thousand to that. I don't care. Put some friggin dubbs, give it a lift, and some flames down the side." Thanks Ray. Merry Christmas!


I named him Ray because that's what's gonna happen to Ray Lewis this weekend...you're gonna get exploded.